Y'all, I made video for the Jump Straddle Hug episode of The Bachelorette. Please watch it and absolutely roast me in the comments. Luv ya.
Jul 16, 2019
Jul 14, 2019
Jump Straddle Hug
A Recap of This Week's Episode of The Bachelorette
We open on an aerial view of Westlake Village, Pilot Porny Peter’s hometown which is definitely just Los Angeles. It’s the hometown episode, baby, and we are wasting NO time in getting to these daddies.
JUMP-STRADDLE-HUG TALLY: 1
The BCU loves themselves some jump-straddle-hugs, and Hannah Basic is no exception—she’s basic, remember? She’s not an exception for anything. She jumps on Pilot Porny Peter and they immediately get into “his” Benz which is definitely his and definitely not on lease by the Bachelor Overlords.
We open on an aerial view of Westlake Village, Pilot Porny Peter’s hometown which is definitely just Los Angeles. It’s the hometown episode, baby, and we are wasting NO time in getting to these daddies.
JUMP-STRADDLE-HUG TALLY: 1
The BCU loves themselves some jump-straddle-hugs, and Hannah Basic is no exception—she’s basic, remember? She’s not an exception for anything. She jumps on Pilot Porny Peter and they immediately get into “his” Benz which is definitely his and definitely not on lease by the Bachelor Overlords.
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